Give an Eel a Bite-Sized Chunk of Steak
And other advice you'll only get from talking to humans.
A ten-year-old of whom I am awfully fond recently visited a mall for the first time and was stunned by all it had to offer. The experience of a child visiting the mall for the first time is like the internet coming alive—everything one might only perceive of as available via an internet browser right there in front of you, available to touch without needing to use a search engine as arbiter or guide. In the mall, you are the search engine.
