The Quonsequences of Losing One's Diamonds
A new puppy leads to the loss of a diamond, Aloysius says I have a ghost of a chance (of finding it).
We got a new dog last month: Sadie.1 Arguably, it was a bad idea. There are “quonsequences” to this decision. Normal “quonsequences” like sacrificial gloves and books lost to her budding choppers. Sadie cruises the counter with lithe, one-year-old limbs, has separation anxiety and a lust for our chickens that throws her into day-long frenzies when our two hens break out of their coop to roam the yard. For now, we’ve decided to keep Sadie and give Sparkles and Ms. Penny to a friend who treats their chickens very well.
